For millennia, gourds have been fashioned into canteens for water, wine and everything in between. It is with this storied history in mind that we’re about to turn a big ol’ pumpkin into a vessel for some mulled wine so we can get our friends drunk.

What you need for the bowl

  • 1 large pumpkin
  • Sharp, serrated knife Heat-proof bowl

What you need for the mulled wine

  • 3 oranges
  • 6 cloves, plus more for garnish
  • 2 bottles red wine
  • 60 ml (¼ cup) brandy
  • 115 g (½ cup) brown sugar
  • 3 cinnamon sticks
  • 4 star anise

Step 1: Carve the vessel 

Find a huge-ish pumpkin, big enough to hold an 8-cup capacity bowl. Slice a thin layer off the base to ensure it sits flat on a table. Hollow out the inside of the pumpkin, so that your heat-proof bowl sits inside it comfortably. Set aside. 

Step 2: Make the booze 

Cut one orange into slices then half-moon slices, then pierce each wedge with 2 cloves to garnish and set aside. Juice the two remaining oranges. Place the juice, wine, brandy, sugar, cinnamon sticks, 6 cloves and star anise into a saucepan. 

With caution (alcohol is highly flammable, remember), heat over a medium heat until steaming, then reduce the heat to low and cook for a further 5 minutes. The wine will become more richly spiced the longer you simmer it, so taste along the way and remove from the heat when you’re happy with the flavor.

Step 3: Serve 

Carefully pour the hot punch into the prepared bowl. Ladle the wine into heat-proof glasses, serving with a clove-studded orange slice to garnish. Mull together with friends and enjoy. This amount should serve roughly 10 people.

Oh My Gourd by Jack Hallow, published by Smith Street Books, US $19.95 / CAN $26.95, available 5 September 2023 Photo Credit: Alamy Stock Photo / Zoonar GmbH